When I Rule

I am the Dictator,

Your Benevolent Despot.

I’m in your classroom.

I’m in your home.

I love you all

You all love me.

I serve you all,

And you serve me.

A handgun is my tool of education.

A tank leads my parades.

I am the most handsome

I am the best artist

Everyone is happy

My generals know my genius

All Hail the Great Leader!